I could eat a horse.
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F*ck you tumblr.
No, I am not giving you a dollar to “promote” my post. Yes, you are crazy. No, I am not paying for an outer glow. Yes, brands are going to pay for this. No, people are not going to respond to it well. Yes, you probably think you are clever. …BUT YOU ARE NOT.